Thursday, June 30, 2016

HYPOCRISY OF APOLOGY SEEKERS

Turn on any news channel in India now a days and its infesting with disease of creating an 'issue' out of 'non-issue' which is forced down on the common people making them believe that someone's individual notion has become the notion of entire country just because they have access to voice their opinion on national media.

Take for example, remark of Indian celebrity saying 'I felt like a raped woman"! It has caused so much uproar and reactions that people forget that while he made that comment, a group of so called journalist were sitting right in front of him and they all laughed on the remark.

I am in no shape or form defending or supporting what he said.

The isn't about him.

He is just an actor doing his job. Go watch his movies and come home. Why give so much importance to him other than this?

This is about people who are trying to portray how much sensitive they are towards the burning problem in India.

Rise of Rape Culture and our casual acceptance towards it.

This is what Maharashtra State Women's Commission member said about Nirbhaya " Did Nirbhaya really have to go to watch a movie at 11 pm in the night with her friend?" I want to make it clear that person who made this comment is a woman.

There is a long list of prominent people of our society blaming the women for the rape. But today's blog is not about that.

I just want to ask these pseudo-bleeding hearts, whether its celebrities, politicians, National Commission of Women or media house pandits and all those who react to such comments that instead of wasting their time and energy over someone's remarks why don't they do something about the real issues.

Here's some shocking statistics. According to National Crime Record Bureau, in 2015, on average 92 women got raped, sexually assaulted or both every single day. That's 1 women approximately every 15 minutes. That's last years figures. According to current census this number is going to rise. According to a private study. India is labelled as one of the most dangerous country for women after Iraq and Afghanistan.

The documentary about Nirbhaya 'India's daughter' was banned just because politicians and law-makers were too busy worrying about how it would create bad image of India in the world. But if they genuinely wanted to change India's image they should do something to keep our daughters, sisters and mothers safe and India's image would improve by default.

We all came to streets, showed our outrage after Nirbhaya incident. They held public debates. Passed some more laws. But you know what difference has it created since then?

Only one thing.

Now there is a category to describe brutal violent sexual assault. Yes. Media now calls such incident as  "Nirbhaya-like rape". Her ordeal has become category. Nothing else is changed.

I am going to quote something about punishment for rapist from an ancient book. I am specifically calling it ancient book because if I name it then there are some people who instead of focusing on issue at hand would find religion in it.

"Those who rape or molest women or incite them into adultery should be given harshest punishment that creates fear among others to even think of such a crime."

In India, we give punishment, most often its not harshest and most definitely we fail to create the most important reason to give such punishment. i.e. to create fear among others to even think of such a crime. Hence, we fail to protect women of our country.

But to talk about these issues, daily, asking government why rape incidents in India keeps rising? Why are we giving sewing machines to rapists instead of castrating them? Well, it won't create a glamorous media cycle. It won't help their private agendas. It will only help women of our country. But who actually wants to do that? right? 








Sunday, September 28, 2014

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Indian Bucket Challenge On Pakistan

Pakistani terrorist Hafiz Saeed is angry that India nominated Pakistan for Bucket challenge without prior warning and causing floods in Pakistan. He blames Modi for breaking his vow of not to take a bath until he takes his head out of his ass!

According to Hafiz Saeed India is waging war with Pakistan by bribing Indra, the god of thunder and causing cloud burst over Pakistan Occupied Kashmir.

When asked about the thousands of casualties happened in Jammu & Kashmir making it a national level disaster for India. Hafeez commented that its a PR stunt of India. In reality no such disaster has took place.

Our correspondents when tried to show him the news footage of this calamity and how our armed forces are risking their lives to save as many people as possible. Hafeez Saeed quite eloquently called our correspondent ignorant pricks and blamed us for being insensitive to his situation.

When probed further we learned that Hafeez Saeed was trying to preach his fellow terrorist that "head up your ass" is just an idiom and not a real thing. When terrorists failed to get his message he tried to prove that no man can push his head up his own ass, but unfortunately one of his student lubricated his thick head with camel piss while he was asleep the previous night and hence Hafeez got his head stuck up his own ass.

According to our latest updates ISI has vowed to get Hafeez Saeed's head out of his own ass and are trying to contact ISIS Chief Goat-Fukr-Al-Behnchaudi, for he had been allegedly stuck in similar situation in the past.

We urge all the god  believers to pray for Hafeez Saeed, may he soon recovers his head from his ass.

Reference:

http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/india-responsible-for-pakistan-floods-hafeez-saeed/article1-1261715.aspx

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Books: Men's Best Friend. They neither bark nor bite.

I mean when you are kid, novice, curious and horny to experience the world but with no means to do so. What should you do?

Read books. At least that's how it started with me.

Books. Man’s best friend. They always give answers without asking bullshit questions. Not at all boring like people! 

Anyhow, here's my list of ten favorite books, for Indi Blogger IndiSpire section, along with the reason to support it.

    1. Mahabharata by Vyasa -  Not as a religious gobbledygook but as a masterpiece of literature. It has 10,000 characters, each with their back story, conflicts and resolves. The conflicts of thousands of years old civilization still ring true today. 

    2. Ramayana by Valmiki - Goes without saying, don’t treat it as some religious book or as a sermon to glorify god. I say screw god, I mean not literally but just put Him aside and read it as literature. The arch of characters and wide expansion of story. The ethics. The adventure. The dilemma. The devotion. They don’t write such stories anymore.

    3.  The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho  -  Most people think it’s about hero’s journey to learn the art of transforming shitty metal into gold. But I think it beautifully tells how we can transform our perishable human body into something shiny and valuable as Gold by our will power and deeds through our brief stay on this beautiful blue planet.

   4.  Duma Key by Stephen King  -   I was sitting alone on top floor corridor at night facing backwards to stairs because I wanted to avoid the noisy room-mates and enjoy  this novel. Stephen King hypnotized me into his world in such a way that I was scared to be alone and felt as if someone was coming up the stairs to get me. I know I sound like a pussy. But anyhow, I changed my position so I can keep my eyes on the stairs. It’s a delight to read.

   5.  Moby Dick by Herman Melville - If you want to feel the sense of adventure of whale hunting without facing the rough sea. Just pick this book. But as you read, you realise, it’s not just about hunting white whale but about life, and how you should always keep an eye on your ultimate goal without losing sense of reality around you.

   6.  How To Make Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie – This is a must for everyone who decides to live and grow among humans. If you want to go live as ascetic in caves of Himalayas then don’t read it. Otherwise, it’s the best book to learn about human behavior and how we should improve our conduct to rise up through social hierarchy while enjoying what we do.

   7.  Catch 22 by Joseph Heller - I re-evaluated my scale of what should be regarded as “funny, satirical and mind blowing confusion of comedy” after reading this book.  If you want to relieve your stress, enjoy a good laugh and meet an ensemble of totally crazy characters then read this book. Yossarian - the lead character wants to live forever or die in the attempt. Must read for fans of satirical comedy.

   8.  Walt Disney: The Biography by Neal Gabler – No kid has grown up without getting affected by the magic of Disney cartoons. The showman Walt Disney, his passion for cartoons, for life, for work, his perseverance through his struggles is so contagious that it will charge you up to do better in life, in whichever field you are or want to be in. Just have a go at it.

  9.  Charlie and the chocolate factory by Roald Dahl – Even a primary kid with Basic English language skills could read it. Such is the simplicity and brilliance of this great writer to tell an extra ordinary tale of a poor kid Charlie who just loved chocolates but couldn't afford one. It will for sure bring you back to your childhood and the good old days.

 10.  11/22/63 by Stephen King – This fabulous novel has got time travel, love story and the world’s best conspiracy till date – The assassination of John F Kennedy. From page one you are in the hands of a master story teller who will send you back and forth in time without making you sick or distorted.

I must confess that I am an avid fan of Stephen King hence I had to mention him twice. But since the list is limited to ten books, I am not doing justice to many other brilliant books I have read or about to read.  I am a fanatic of conspiracy thriller so I must mention the name “Dan Brown”. Read any of his books from Digital Fortress to Inferno. You will be swept away. 

Don't Worry, It's Just Another Rape Story

God made heaven and earth. Then he made humans so by default he had to create hell. After everything was done. He sat down and wrote laws for humans to follow, and you would be surprised about the detailing. He wrote laws with such microscopic specificity that recently in Muzaffarnagar (U.P.), a woman was raped by her father in law at gun point and got her pregnant.

While human authority was still jerking off, a religious leader talked to THE MAN* upstairs on hotline and gave God's stellar judgement.

"The baby in her womb is her husband's brother. Woman must treat her husband like her son.  Her husband must divorce her, even if his father looked at his wife with lust."

We must protest against the bigotry of media for calling it a rape!

Father in law just looked at his son's wife with lust.

He just looked!

For God's sake, stop doubting God.

Stop your logical brain. Have faith in the lord for he knoweth the best.

I don't understand why does people waste time and money in legal proceedings. Go to these religious leaders and receive divine judgement

From a wart on your crotch to your occasional involuntary fart in holy places, if you have problems, go to Them.

They have answers to all your worries.

Stop asking bullshit questions like why doesn't government fuck these unconstitutional courts.

Don't you know, they are sanctioned by God. So shut the fuck up!

After all Constitution of India was made by humans.

Ha! What do they know?

Dumb Homo sapiens.

(* - I referred to god as THE MAN, based on this judgement, for no women would deliver such judgement. It's not a sexist thing.)

Ref:
http://www.indiatvnews.com/news/india/rape-father-in-law-muslim-clerics-sexual-assault-sharia-law-41414.html

Friday, September 5, 2014

Al-Qaida Promises Job Opportunities In India


After Indian Prime Minister's invitation to the world to come and make in India, Al-Qaida chief, Asshole-al-Zawahri has announced to open an Indian wing of Al-Qaida.

The said move by Al-Qaida supremo is a desperate cry for expansion after losing their faithful terrorists to its rival cunty terrorist organisation ISIS in Middle East.

The competition between ISIS chief, Goat-fukr-al-Behnchaudi and Al-Qaida chief Asshole-al-Zawahri would create lot of job opportunities in India.

Angered by Al-Qaida's move to open an Indian wing, Indian Rapist Women Beater & Murderer Association (BAWRI {with silent 'M'}) has decided to give Al-Qaida and ISIS strong competition by allotting free memberships to child molesters.

BAWRI declared their first memorandum in today's press brief, unveiling their plan to rape and murder more innocent women and children than the sum total of ISIS & Al-Qaida combined.

BAWRI spoke person apologized to Indian public for not coming up with catchy names like ISIS and Al-Qaida but have assured us that their PR team is working twenty four seven to come up with more catchy title than BAWRI.

Registration forms for membership of BAWRI, Indian Al-Qaida and ISIS would soon be available at first come first serve basis.

So keep an eye out and don't miss this opportunity.

The government sent a thank you note with toilet paper rolls and few hair trimmers to Asshole-al-Zawahri for creating job opportunities in India.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Being Patriotic... It's Such a Burden

So what I am a terrorist. I just kill innocent people.

Why such hoopla over these common men?

Who are they?

Do the really matter?

India has 1.25 billion people to become slaves of large socio-economic wheels and get crushed.

Is it only because of sensational news headlines?

It never makes it a news that 21,000 children died every day in 2013 on our planet.

Hunger. Poverty. That's so boring. It doesn't give us a patriotic hard on.

Some fucker with a gun killing few hundreds people. It's a new way, an entertaining way to kill people.

It makes us patriotic.

So wait for new headlines of rape or terror attack to make you feel patriotic.

Go on candle march. Sit for hunger strike.

When the issue at hand fizzles out, so should your patriotism.

Why carry this burden of being patriotic every moment of your life?

After all you have enough burden in your life.