After Indian Prime Minister's invitation to the world to come and make in India, Al-Qaida chief, Asshole-al-Zawahri has announced to open an Indian wing of Al-Qaida.
The said move by Al-Qaida supremo is a desperate cry for expansion after losing their faithful terrorists to its rival cunty terrorist organisation ISIS in Middle East.
The competition between ISIS chief, Goat-fukr-al-Behnchaudi and Al-Qaida chief Asshole-al-Zawahri would create lot of job opportunities in India.
Angered by Al-Qaida's move to open an Indian wing, Indian Rapist Women Beater & Murderer Association (BAWRI {with silent 'M'}) has decided to give Al-Qaida and ISIS strong competition by allotting free memberships to child molesters.
BAWRI declared their first memorandum in today's press brief, unveiling their plan to rape and murder more innocent women and children than the sum total of ISIS & Al-Qaida combined.
BAWRI spoke person apologized to Indian public for not coming up with catchy names like ISIS and Al-Qaida but have assured us that their PR team is working twenty four seven to come up with more catchy title than BAWRI.
Registration forms for membership of BAWRI, Indian Al-Qaida and ISIS would soon be available at first come first serve basis.
So keep an eye out and don't miss this opportunity.
The government sent a thank you note with toilet paper rolls and few hair trimmers to Asshole-al-Zawahri for creating job opportunities in India.
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