Pakistani terrorist Hafiz Saeed is angry that India nominated Pakistan for Bucket challenge without prior warning and causing floods in Pakistan. He blames Modi for breaking his vow of not to take a bath until he takes his head out of his ass!
According to Hafiz Saeed India is waging war with Pakistan by bribing Indra, the god of thunder and causing cloud burst over Pakistan Occupied Kashmir.
When asked about the thousands of casualties happened in Jammu & Kashmir making it a national level disaster for India. Hafeez commented that its a PR stunt of India. In reality no such disaster has took place.
Our correspondents when tried to show him the news footage of this calamity and how our armed forces are risking their lives to save as many people as possible. Hafeez Saeed quite eloquently called our correspondent ignorant pricks and blamed us for being insensitive to his situation.
When probed further we learned that Hafeez Saeed was trying to preach his fellow terrorist that "head up your ass" is just an idiom and not a real thing. When terrorists failed to get his message he tried to prove that no man can push his head up his own ass, but unfortunately one of his student lubricated his thick head with camel piss while he was asleep the previous night and hence Hafeez got his head stuck up his own ass.
According to our latest updates ISI has vowed to get Hafeez Saeed's head out of his own ass and are trying to contact ISIS Chief Goat-Fukr-Al-Behnchaudi, for he had been allegedly stuck in similar situation in the past.
We urge all the god believers to pray for Hafeez Saeed, may he soon recovers his head from his ass.
Reference:
http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/india-responsible-for-pakistan-floods-hafeez-saeed/article1-1261715.aspx
According to Hafiz Saeed India is waging war with Pakistan by bribing Indra, the god of thunder and causing cloud burst over Pakistan Occupied Kashmir.
When asked about the thousands of casualties happened in Jammu & Kashmir making it a national level disaster for India. Hafeez commented that its a PR stunt of India. In reality no such disaster has took place.
Our correspondents when tried to show him the news footage of this calamity and how our armed forces are risking their lives to save as many people as possible. Hafeez Saeed quite eloquently called our correspondent ignorant pricks and blamed us for being insensitive to his situation.
When probed further we learned that Hafeez Saeed was trying to preach his fellow terrorist that "head up your ass" is just an idiom and not a real thing. When terrorists failed to get his message he tried to prove that no man can push his head up his own ass, but unfortunately one of his student lubricated his thick head with camel piss while he was asleep the previous night and hence Hafeez got his head stuck up his own ass.
According to our latest updates ISI has vowed to get Hafeez Saeed's head out of his own ass and are trying to contact ISIS Chief Goat-Fukr-Al-Behnchaudi, for he had been allegedly stuck in similar situation in the past.
We urge all the god believers to pray for Hafeez Saeed, may he soon recovers his head from his ass.
Reference:
http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/india-responsible-for-pakistan-floods-hafeez-saeed/article1-1261715.aspx
That was satirically funny
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